Things I REALLY Wanted To Tweet-But Thought Better of It:
Hubs thought “it would be fun” to take the kids camping..alone. If I didn’t need the break so bad, I’d tell him what a silly b*stard he is.
As I survey my trashed kitchen & burnt bake-goods I realize that whoever declared “baking with kids is fun!!!” may have been smoking crack.
“Arrogant dink” and “Get Over Yourself” needs to be an option besides “like,” and “share” on Facebook.
Whoever invented the time-sucking-hole known as Pinterest…I love you and want to give you a Frenchy.