Things I REALLY Wanted To Tweet-But Thought Better of It:
Hubs thought “it would be fun” to take the kids camping..alone. If I didn’t need the break so bad, I’d tell him what a silly b*stard he is.
As I survey my trashed kitchen & burnt bake-goods I realize that whoever declared “baking with kids is fun!!!” may have been smoking crack.
Today, I am trapped in a sea of Stupid while traveling on the S.S. Frantic. Someone throw me a wine-filled life-preserver.
Note to my hubs: Let’s trade places today. You work, do laundry, chase kids. I sit on my ass, watch TV & be clueless. Yes?
Whoever invented Crane Games & put them by exit doors needs to be beat soundly about the head and shoulders.
I don’t give a rats flying gopher’s arse if you are having “banking issues.” Your invoice is overdue. Pay it.
“Arrogant dink” and “Get Over Yourself” needs to be an option besides “like,” and “share” on Facebook.
Whoever invented the time-sucking-hole known as Pinterest…I love you and want to give you a Frenchy.
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