Three Main Parts of My House

By on May 29, 2012 in Uncategorized

I have Three Main Parts of My House: 

Bathroom #1: Also-known-as the place where my kids “wait it out” until they are sure I have the groceries all unloaded. 

Bathroom #2-The secret place my tiny 40 pound 6 year-old likes to leave a 20 pound FrankenTurd that never fails to clog the toilet. She’s sneaky about it too. We call her the Ninja Pooper.

The Dining Room Table: Also called Ground Zero. Most people EAT on their dining room tables. On any given day you can find on my dining room table: 

  • *Clothing
  • *Toys 
  • *Unfinished homework 
  • *Finished homework 
  • *Half-started art projects
  • *Unpaid Bills 
  • *Birthday Party invites from 3 months ago. 
  • *Live creature in containers brought in from outside. 
  • *Winter mittens (it’s 70 degrees today and has been for weeks)
  • *Sh*t belonging to the neighbor kids

I have perfected eating my meals in a 12″ by 12″ clean spot on the lower left corner of the right side. 

The rest of the house hasn’t been seen in 45 days. Send help now.

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I have Three Main Parts of My House: 


Bathroom #1: Also-known-as the place where my kids "wait it out" until they are sure I have the groceries all unloaded. 

Bathroom #2-The secret place my tiny 40 pound 6 year-old likes to leave a 20 pound FrankenTurd that never fails to clog the toilet. She's sneaky about it too. We call her the Ninja Pooper.


The Dining Room Table: Also called Ground Zero. Most people EAT on their dining room tables. On any given day you can find on my dining room table: 

I have perfected eating my meals in a 12" by 12" clean spot on the lower left corner of the right side. 

The rest of the house hasn't been seen in 45 days. Send help now.


Never Miss a Poop Story. Subscribe HERE http://feeds.feedburner.com/blogspot/dpfZp