I have toyed with the idea of starting a regular feature on this blog called  “Overheard Insanity” in honor of all the crazy crap I hear coming out of people’s mouths.

The downside would be that I would be the main feature every.frickin.week. I would be my own case-study on Ridiculous Verbal Behavior during my waking hours of 5:00 a.m to 9:30 p.m. P.S The more tired I get, the more mouthy I get. Thus I got to bed early for everyone’s safety and my own personal preservation.

Frantic-isms Runnin Wild:
“No one on this earth will see me in a swim suit this summer. I have reached the Minnesotan mark of middle-aged mommies and my arse is officially “two ax-handles wide…”

Please do not say “piss.” It sound great coming out of my mouth, not-so-much coming from a 6 year old.

Nutella HAS to be good for you. It has Hazelnuts in it for Gawd’s sake.

I Love BLING!!

Shiny stuff.

Girlie stuff.

Make-Me-Feel-Pretty stuff.

So needless to say I was GIDDY when gal-pal Farah shared her Guy and Eva uber hot jewelry special with me. I adore Guy and Eva’s jewelry. I won an necklace and few months back and have been hooked ever since. And in honor of Memorial Day, Farah is blessing us with some hot deals and special pricing.

Consider this your belated Mother’s Day gift (I got a mini ShopVac..no I am not kidding. Screw the cleaning equipment…MAMA WANTS BLING!)

Farrah’s  special includes 3 very fab rings that are on a special sale until Sunday.

DROOL, DROOL

 AND..that’s just a sample. Check out more juicy bling HERE.


Use the code word FRANTICMOMMY when ordering and get these extra perky-perks too:

• $10 off orders of $50.00
• FREE Shipping on order over $100.
•  Free piece of jewelry from the exclusive solstice collection if they have a catalog party in June. (Up to a $25.00 value)
• Orders of 100 or more Are eligible for a free individualized style consult with Farah herself.

***To receive these specials , all orders must be made directly to Farah. On-line orders are not eligible for the specials *****(see below for her contact details)

YUM

OK, Now here’s the catch. To take advantage of all this blingy-goodness you need to get your order in to Farah before 8:00 Central time on Sunday, May 27, 2012 so Put The Pedal To The Metal, Girlfriends and git ‘er done! Once again, here’s the link.
https://www.guyandeva.com/shop/?repurl=Farah


Com’on now..you know you deserve it

Farah Davis’ Galleria.

GuyAndEvaChicago@yahoo.com
312-498-3462

Advisor ID: 100642

Hi! Thanks for stopping by to check out what Guy and Eva has to offer! The jewelry is what made me fall in love with this company, and the price is what sold me on it. Whether you are interested in purchasing jewelry, hosting a party, or becoming an advisor. I’d love to answer any questions! Please feel free to contact me. Thanks so much. Have a fabulous day! -Farah