I have toyed with the idea of starting a regular feature on this blog called “Overheard Insanity” in honor of all the crazy crap I hear coming out of people’s mouths.
The downside would be that I would be the main feature every.frickin.week. I would be my own case-study on Ridiculous Verbal Behavior during my waking hours of 5:00 a.m to 9:30 p.m. P.S The more tired I get, the more mouthy I get. Thus I got to bed early for everyone’s safety and my own personal preservation.
Frantic-isms Runnin Wild:
“No one on this earth will see me in a swim suit this summer. I have reached the Minnesotan mark of middle-aged mommies and my arse is officially “two ax-handles wide…”
Please do not say “piss.” It sound great coming out of my mouth, not-so-much coming from a 6 year old.
Nutella HAS to be good for you. It has Hazelnuts in it for Gawd’s sake.