Minnesota Scentsy Scents You Won’t Find In Stores

By on October 29, 2011 in humor

1. Oil Of Goat Sweat

2. South End Of A North-Bound Moose.

3. Ode to Le’ Skunke (a pungent French scent).

4. My Gramma’s Canoe Seat ( an *ahem* “earthy” scent).

5. Vanilla Salamander Suprise.

6. Rutting Season Dawn For Men (makes the gals wanna pee in your rut)

7. Kiss My Bass (reminder of the 5 day fishing trip with “da guys”. Best for garages and workshops.)

8. GobbUmWorms. Another popular scent for men. Formerly called WhatchaCatchin.

9. Autumn Stroll Acorn Folly. A gentle reminder of the act of walking during prime leaf and acorn drop. Includes coupon for bike helmet.

10. Glistening April Song: Or G.A.S for short. A refreshing scent designed to cover the odors that result in the exclamation “what the eff is that SMELL?????”


 

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4 Responses to Minnesota Scentsy Scents You Won’t Find In Stores

  1. My Mercurial Nature October 29, 2011 at 9:39 am #

    Hmmm…thinking I don’t want those (we’ve already got our own Eau de ferret! GAG).

    Reply
  2. Jamie H November 2, 2011 at 6:34 pm #

    Love it! So true too!

    Reply
  3. Jamie H November 2, 2011 at 6:36 pm #

    Just realized I posted “love it, so true” as a comment on your last post too! I must love your blog and agree with everything you say :)

    Reply
  4. Anonymous November 6, 2011 at 9:23 am #

    Becky….SO Funny! LOVE your blogging style. Can relate to this post as I’m from Michigan which is full of Yoopers who I think use these same ones. :)

    Reply

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1. Oil Of Goat Sweat

2. South End Of A North-Bound Moose.

3. Ode to Le' Skunke (a pungent French scent).

4. My Gramma's Canoe Seat ( an *ahem* "earthy" scent).

5. Vanilla Salamander Suprise.

6. Rutting Season Dawn For Men (makes the gals wanna pee in your rut)

7. Kiss My Bass (reminder of the 5 day fishing trip with "da guys". Best for garages and workshops.)

8. GobbUmWorms. Another popular scent for men. Formerly called WhatchaCatchin.

9. Autumn Stroll Acorn Folly. A gentle reminder of the act of walking during prime leaf and acorn drop. Includes coupon for bike helmet.

10. Glistening April Song: Or G.A.S for short. A refreshing scent designed to cover the odors that result in the exclamation "what the eff is that SMELL?????"


 

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