The Ten Commandments According To Ole
According to the Minnesota translation of the Old Testament
1 Der’s only one God, ya know.
2 Don’t make that Stuffed Walleye on your mantle an idol.
3 Cussin ain’t nice.
4 Go to church even when you’re up nort.
5 Honor your folks.
6 Don’t kill. Catch and release.
7 There’s only one Lena for every Ole. No cheatin.
8 If it ain’t your lutefisk, don’t take it.
9 Don’t be braggin bout how much snow ya shoveled.
10. Keep your mind off your neighbor’s hot-dish.
Ya shore ya betcha.
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