I Cheated on My Hairdresser & WOW Do I Feel Like a HO

I’ve had the same hair stylist for years. She has seen me through Big Hair, Mall Bangs, perms, long hair-to-short hair, and an ungodly amount of lip waxing.


She is my hair Miracle Worker and helps me manage that weird little duck-butt-pouff that I sport on the left side of my head.

I have no complaints. She is wonderful. We have had a long a cozy relationship.


But once in awhile… My commitment weakens. My eye wanders.



I see other women with fab hair, and I wistfully long for cool streaks, textures, “spikey” cuts.

I see smoking-hot highlights, and I can’t help myself but to ask “who does your hair?”



The temptation is there, and I wonder what it would like to..ya know… experiment with someone NEW.



Is the grass greener in the other stylist chair?


So one day…I just DID IT.



I made up excuses in my head that it was “more convenient” and I was “at the wrong place at the right time.”

I took the plunge and let someone else cut my hair.



I “stepped out” on my stylist.



And you know, it wasn’t that great. It wasn’t magical, life-changing, or even worth the effort of getting hair on my collar.


And BOY, do I feel like a lying, cheating, deceptive HO now.



Do you think she’ll take me back?


My lip is getting pretty furry.

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About Rebecca Flansburg

Mommy Blogger, WAHM, and Virtual Assistant. Being a mom is The.Best.Thing.Ever and Team Family is #1. I am a veteran blogger who writes for 5 blogs as well as 3 of my own. Franticmommy is a place to share the trials of and tribulations of parenthood, the challenges and inspiration of working home, and the thrill of business ownership. And all with a “give-it-to-me-straight” style and a healthy dose of humor.

8 Responses to I Cheated on My Hairdresser & WOW Do I Feel Like a HO

  1. ~Shawna March 29, 2011 at 4:07 pm #

    They will always take you back… that’s the best thing about a good stylist.

  2. Dazee Dreamer March 29, 2011 at 5:29 pm #

    hahaha. That was hilarious. But I kind of know the feeling. I HAD to get my hair cut and colored this weekend, and my regular girl wasn’t there so I went to the only other one at the same place that I would trust. And shhhhh, don’t tell my regular, but I kind of like the other one better.

    Just go back groveling. Take her cookies or something. All will be forgiven.

  3. Pammy pam March 29, 2011 at 6:28 pm #

    Oh thats bad real baaaad. Take wine.

  4. K March 30, 2011 at 12:39 pm #

    I think you’re good. Just tell her the truth, that you love her best and give her an extra big tip.

  5. Mary Aalgaard March 31, 2011 at 6:01 pm #

    Funny. Admit your mistake, beg forgiveness, make a new appointment, and offer a big tip. All will be better in the end!

  6. Belly Charms April 2, 2011 at 3:03 pm #

    LOL- You ho. I am sure she will take you back. Make up some story like you “won a haircut/color or someone gave you a gift certificate.” I will never tell:) I am following you back. Have a great weekend.

  7. Marina Reede April 3, 2011 at 8:11 am #

    ahhhh! i’m sure just realizing she’s the cat’s meow (if you tell her) will be enough. i imagine they don’t take it personally. i have a fabulous person i’ve gotten mine cut off and on from since 2002. however, she’s a master stylist, so her prices keep going up :( BUT of course when i’m unhappy, i think ‘should’ve gone to her and spent the $80 instead of thinking about how i wish i would have a better cut…’ :) take care! :)

  8. M at Hidden Valley Simplicity April 10, 2011 at 4:48 am #

    Funny how guilty we can feel at doing this, eh?

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