“I’m as good as it gets. When I get up in the morning I piss excellence,” Race car Drive Ricky Bobby from the movie Talledega Nights.
Me “Yup, I do too. Do you know what I like best about elephants?”
Me ” I like that the leader of the herd is always a Mommy elephant.”
Jake (after long pause) “So…do they get lost a lot?” (ZINGER!!!)
“If we listened to our intellect, we’d never have a love affair.We’d never have a friendship.We’d never go into business, because we are cynical. You’ve got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down.” Ray Bradbury