I AM UNCOOL BECAUSE:
*I will NOT let my 6 year-old play bloody/graphic videos games with the older boy at daycare. And WOW, what a big unpopular dork that makes me.
*I am the Mom tries to pack healthy school lunches instead of expensive prepackaged junk food. I’d rather spend a few extra minutes packing a lunch that I know will get eaten, then have a famished kid at 4:00 because “the cafeteria hotdish looked like snot, Mom”.
* I am the weirdo that goes into a coffee shop and tells the waitress I want “a plain o black coffee”. If I’m feeling saucy that day, I’ll order it with flavored creamer and TWO sugars.
*I am brutally honest. If you’re being rude to me or my family, I’ll tell ya.
*I sometimes wear pants with stretchy waistbands. If I have to trapped in these damn pants all day, I’d better be comfy. I don’t even wear Mom Jeans. They are just too…too..CONFINING.
*I don’t believe in muffin tops, low rider jeans with my thong (like I’d EVER wear a thong)sticking out the top, and “free-boobin-it” with no bra under my tank top. I couldn’t bear to look at myself in that stuff, why would I subject others to it as well?
*I’d rather hang with my family than spend 4 hours an evening on Facebook or Twitter. Sorry, no FarmTown ,or “what movie star are you most like” surveys for this chick. I’m just weird that way. And I still have no idea how to Retweet.
So I am uncool. Check with my kids in about 10 years and I am sure they will second the motion. But you know what? That’s ok. Cuz I just heard uncool is the “new cool”!